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Normal people - I've fell in love with you baby.😍😍 Physics people - Your beauty has taken me into a thermodynamical state where the angular momentum of my love is directly proportional to the mass of your charm and velocity of your approach towards me and thus I'm witnessing a free fall under the gravitational pull of your love.😉😋😍😍 #FreakySattyFunny #PhysicsWalaLove❤️❤️😍😍❤️❤️ #PunChayat #YQbaba

Normal people - I've fell in love with you baby.😍😍 Physics people - Your beauty has taken me into a thermodynamical state where the angular momentum of my love is directly proportional to the mass of your charm and velocity of your approach towards me and thus I'm witnessing a free fall under the gravitational pull of your love.😉😋😍😍 #FreakySattyFunny #PhysicsWalaLove❤️❤️😍😍❤️❤️ #PunChayat #YQbaba

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Normal people - तुम दिल की धड़कन में, रहते हो, हाँ रहते हो। Doctors - मेरे दिल के Right atrium और left ventricle से आने-जाने वाले blood के हर unit की कसम, तुम ही इस दिल की pace maker हो। #FreakySattyFunny #PunChayat #PapiPJ Adding my part to the PunChayat and PapiPJ .😈😈👍🏻

Normal people - तुम दिल की धड़कन में, रहते हो, हाँ रहते हो। Doctors - मेरे दिल के Right atrium और left ventricle से आने-जाने वाले blood के हर unit की कसम, तुम ही इस दिल की pace maker हो। #FreakySattyFunny #PunChayat #PapiPJ Adding my part to the PunChayat and PapiPJ .😈😈👍🏻

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धुन कोई सुनाने आया हूँ मैं अरे सुनो उठो भी। #3322story Niharika - A fun tale angle to this challenge. Monika Agrawal - One more, A witty side to this challenge. #FreakySattyFunny

धुन कोई सुनाने आया हूँ मैं अरे सुनो उठो भी। #3322story Niharika - A fun tale angle to this challenge. Monika Agrawal - One more, A witty side to this challenge. #FreakySattyFunny

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He - Tumhare paas compass box hai?🤓 She - Hai lekin dungi nahi.😜 He - Are mujhe chahiye bhi nahi. Main to ye keh rha tha ki hai to thoda istemaal bhi karo.🤓 Apne is potato face ko thoda arc provide karo.😝 She - Be in your limits.😡 He - You be in your calculus.😂 #hesheconvo #FreakySattyFunny #FreakySatty *When He-She are Mathematically hating each other, This shit happens.

He - Tumhare paas compass box hai?🤓 She - Hai lekin dungi nahi.😜 He - Are mujhe chahiye bhi nahi. Main to ye keh rha tha ki hai to thoda istemaal bhi karo.🤓 Apne is potato face ko thoda arc provide karo.😝 She - Be in your limits.😡 He - You be in your calculus.😂 #hesheconvo #FreakySattyFunny #FreakySatty *When He-She are Mathematically hating each other, This shit happens.

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She : Hi Handsome! Do you mind, If I buy you a drink?😉 He : No, Not at all. In fact, Buy me 5, My other 4 friends are right there at the corner table.😉 She : WTF?😳😡 He : Flavoured Vodka please, Sweetheart. Right there on the corner table. I'm going to join them. And please ask the waiter to serve a bit fast, My friends have no tendency to wait for long.😎😂 #FreakySattyFunny #HeSheTalks #YQbaba Boys ke tashan sach mein jala dete hain kabhi-kabhi.

She : Hi Handsome! Do you mind, If I buy you a drink?😉 He : No, Not at all. In fact, Buy me 5, My other 4 friends are right there at the corner table.😉 She : WTF?😳😡 He : Flavoured Vodka please, Sweetheart. Right there on the corner table. I'm going to join them. And please ask the waiter to serve a bit fast, My friends have no tendency to wait for long.😎😂 #FreakySattyFunny #HeSheTalks #YQbaba Boys ke tashan sach mein jala dete hain kabhi-kabhi.

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He : I love you.😘 She : I love you too.😍 He : Come to my home then. I want you to meet my Mom and Dad.👫 She : Ok.🤗 He : But Beware, I have two Dogs at home.😇 She : Ewwwww!!! I hate dogs. They scare me. You've to Choose either Me or Dog. (Confidence)😉 He : Ok. This was our last meet. Stay happy. (Swag)😎 #FreakySattyFunny 😝😝 #YQbaba Boys ke Swag Girls ka confidence Waah dhaansu combination! 😂😂

He : I love you.😘 She : I love you too.😍 He : Come to my home then. I want you to meet my Mom and Dad.👫 She : Ok.🤗 He : But Beware, I have two Dogs at home.😇 She : Ewwwww!!! I hate dogs. They scare me. You've to Choose either Me or Dog. (Confidence)😉 He : Ok. This was our last meet. Stay happy. (Swag)😎 #FreakySattyFunny 😝😝 #YQbaba Boys ke Swag Girls ka confidence Waah dhaansu combination! 😂😂

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He :- Oye Sun! Biwi banegi?😎🤗 She :- Are bilkul, Neki aur pooch-pooch!🤗🙈 He :- Aa jao Usmaan bhai, Ladki taiyaar hai aapse shaadi krne ko.😉😎 She :- Kutte maine tere liye haan bola tha. Ye Usmaan bhai kaun hai?👿😡 He :- Usmaan bhai Pagli, Jinki Kasayi mohalle mein gosht ki dukaan hai. Mahine ka 20000 Rupaye ka turnover hai bhai ka. Bahut pyaar karta hai tumse.😝😝 She is in coma. Admitted to Safdarjung Hospital, Delhi. Milne ka samay - 7 p.m to 8:30 p.m Sunday ko nahi mil sakte, Sunday ko Usmaan bhai jaate hain apni begum se milne.😈😈 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Usmaan bhai ko pyaar hua Milwane ka jimma mere sir diya Maine bhi milwa diya Aage jo bhi hua

He :- Oye Sun! Biwi banegi?😎🤗 She :- Are bilkul, Neki aur pooch-pooch!🤗🙈 He :- Aa jao Usmaan bhai, Ladki taiyaar hai aapse shaadi krne ko.😉😎 She :- Kutte maine tere liye haan bola tha. Ye Usmaan bhai kaun hai?👿😡 He :- Usmaan bhai Pagli, Jinki Kasayi mohalle mein gosht ki dukaan hai. Mahine ka 20000 Rupaye ka turnover hai bhai ka. Bahut pyaar karta hai tumse.😝😝 She is in coma. Admitted to Safdarjung Hospital, Delhi. Milne ka samay - 7 p.m to 8:30 p.m Sunday ko nahi mil sakte, Sunday ko Usmaan bhai jaate hain apni begum se milne.😈😈 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Usmaan bhai ko pyaar hua Milwane ka jimma mere sir diya Maine bhi milwa diya Aage jo bhi hua

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Shops : सावधान! आप CCTV Camera की नज़र में हैं।😇 Thief : घंटा! हमें तो कोई CCTV Camera नज़र नहीं आ रहा।😎 Police : नज़र और नज़ारे दोनों बदल जाएँगे जैसे ही तेरे जैसे हमारी ख़ातिरदारी में तशरीफ़ लाएँगे।👮🏻 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Shops state for safety and anti-theft Thieves try their best by ignoring.

Shops : सावधान! आप CCTV Camera की नज़र में हैं।😇 Thief : घंटा! हमें तो कोई CCTV Camera नज़र नहीं आ रहा।😎 Police : नज़र और नज़ारे दोनों बदल जाएँगे जैसे ही तेरे जैसे हमारी ख़ातिरदारी में तशरीफ़ लाएँगे।👮🏻 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Shops state for safety and anti-theft Thieves try their best by ignoring.

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He : Tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka, Tujhe chahta koi aur hai.😭 She : Latkhor hai tu bada wala, Tujhe kootna abhi aur hai.👿 And they lived happily (alag-alag) ever after.😷 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Dil Ladke ka maana nahi Milte hi bas Bol diya Ladki bhi hoshiyaar nikli

He : Tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka, Tujhe chahta koi aur hai.😭 She : Latkhor hai tu bada wala, Tujhe kootna abhi aur hai.👿 And they lived happily (alag-alag) ever after.😷 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Dil Ladke ka maana nahi Milte hi bas Bol diya Ladki bhi hoshiyaar nikli

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He : Suno na, Please meri gf ban jao?😍✌🏻️ She : Propose kar rahe ho ya bheekh maang rahe ho?😉😉 He : Kyun Tu chillar hai kya?😝😝 She : 😬👿 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Over-smartness paid back with a bang. Bechari samajh nhi paayi ki usko bhikhari bolkar khud ko Chillar bana diya usne!

He : Suno na, Please meri gf ban jao?😍✌🏻️ She : Propose kar rahe ho ya bheekh maang rahe ho?😉😉 He : Kyun Tu chillar hai kya?😝😝 She : 😬👿 #FreakySattyFunny #YQbaba Over-smartness paid back with a bang. Bechari samajh nhi paayi ki usko bhikhari bolkar khud ko Chillar bana diya usne!