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I'm afraid of winter. /caption/ I'm afraid of winter. It's too soon and too cruel for October to be this cold. Actually, it's not even October. It's the Seventh March of the year, and I feel unaccomplished and actually very very afraid. I'm afraid of winter.

I'm afraid of winter. /caption/ I'm afraid of winter. It's too soon and too cruel for October to be this cold. Actually, it's not even October. It's the Seventh March of the year, and I feel unaccomplished and actually very very afraid. I'm afraid of winter.

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Me: Happy Birthday! Friend: Thank you! Do you want all my wishes to come true? Me: I want all your "good" wishes to come true. *whispers* Don't ask why, don't ask why. Friend: Why? Me: What if you wish to murder me and I dumbly told you "May all your wishes come true", and what if I turn out to be a goddess unbeknownst to my powers of commanding the universe, and you actually end up killing me, and the next day, all the sexist gods will smirk at the headline of the Heavenly Harold which says "Goddess on the Head of the Wish Granting Factory granted a Wish for her own murder." saying, "All goddesses are dumb." There is NO way I'm taking a chance and promoting gendered stereotypes in the Celestial Industry! Friend: ... This is what my vain imagination does to me. I make people faint on cakes. Applaud. #ramona_humour #goddess #mythology #allthetimesrusedwishgrantingfactory #hhgttg #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #whoopee Vaanchhit here's thy punishment.

Me: Happy Birthday! Friend: Thank you! Do you want all my wishes to come true? Me: I want all your "good" wishes to come true. *whispers* Don't ask why, don't ask why. Friend: Why? Me: What if you wish to murder me and I dumbly told you "May all your wishes come true", and what if I turn out to be a goddess unbeknownst to my powers of commanding the universe, and you actually end up killing me, and the next day, all the sexist gods will smirk at the headline of the Heavenly Harold which says "Goddess on the Head of the Wish Granting Factory granted a Wish for her own murder." saying, "All goddesses are dumb." There is NO way I'm taking a chance and promoting gendered stereotypes in the Celestial Industry! Friend: ... This is what my vain imagination does to me. I make people faint on cakes. Applaud. #ramona_humour #goddess #mythology #allthetimesrusedwishgrantingfactory #hhgttg #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #whoopee Vaanchhit here's thy punishment.

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Mornings. //caption// morning. meh. sick taste in my mouth. body bathed in sweat. gross. don't wanna open my eyes. "The world is not a wish granting factory." right.

Mornings. //caption// morning. meh. sick taste in my mouth. body bathed in sweat. gross. don't wanna open my eyes. "The world is not a wish granting factory." right.