Dear love, I'm not being rash and I don't want to catalyze any irreversible reactions between the two of us, but I feel that I'm hopelessly in love with you.. (Caption...) (Read caption...) Dear love, I'm not being rash and I don't want to catalyze any irreversible reactions between the two of us, but I feel that I'm hopelessly in love with you. From antimony I can assure you that I am no erbium and that I will work hard to lead a stable life. I remember that it all started in the past, with arsenic in hand, when we were crossing a hydrogen bridge. You were in a silver car with magnesium wheels. There was a strong attraction between the two of us, we got our coefficients right, we shared our electrons, and the bond was inevitable.